The Jim Hampy Camaro Fund
Organized by: Josh McGee
After an afternoon of heavy drinking at Kirby's, Jim Hampy attempted to drive his Camaro up Mission Peak. He made it about a quarter of the way up, and crashed into a cow. Being a man with a plan, Hampy took out his jumper cables and tried to tie the cow to the front bumper of the Camaro in hopes that the cow would pull the Camaro up to the top of the Peak. All Hampy wanted to do was take a picture of him sittinng on the hood of his car at the top of Mission Peak. Well, the cow got frightened and kicked Hampy in the head giving him a sever concussion and knocking him unconscious. Park Rangers showed up and were able to revive him, but Hampy rose to his feet, screamed that he hated "snitches" and proceeded to chug a Coors tall can he had in his car. Knowing the cops were on their way, Hampy ran and hid to escape. The police easily found him hiding in a bush because he had wet his pants and he reeked of urine. They released the K9 unit on him and the dogs ripped his jean vest to shreds. He was arrested for yet another DUI. On the way to Sants Rita the kick to the head took its toll and Jim Hampy slipped into a coma. So here is the situation. He is going to have to do jail time for his 12th DUI, he is in a coma at the hospital, his brand new jean vest is ripped to shreds, and his Camaro is all banged up from hitting the cow. Here is where miracles happen! Hampy briefly woke from his coma only to tell us that we need to get his Camaro fixed, then slipped back into a coma. So that is where all of you come in!! We need $250 to get his Camaro back up and running!! It would mean the world to him! Together we can make his dream come true!!! Thank you all!!!