The Kim Davis Miracle Make-Over Fund
Organized by: Mike Mennonno
EVENT DATE Sep 01, 2015
Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis is having a rough day, every day, by the looks of her. But, yeah, lately she’s looking REAL ROUGH. And all her new friends in the Liberty Council aren’t making matters any less stressful for the poor old thing. All that stress is just going to lead to more wrinkles and split ends. And AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
Now, I know, I know! Kim Davis is not well-liked in certain circles. But I also know that only love (sometimes coupled with legal action) can conquer hate. Here’s how you do it: you sit hate down, and you get it to look in the mirror, and you show it what other people see. And then you slap on a thick layer of foundation, and you WERK. IT. GUUURL. Show that face some LOVE.
Some people never get the love they need, and it turns them GRIZZLY. That’s obviously what’s happened here. Someone who's been married and divorced umpteen times? They're not getting the love they're looking for, because they're obviously still looking. But you know what happens when you answer ignorance and hate with love and one good makeover? MIRACLES. And that’s what Kim Davis needs. She’s just looking in the wrong place.
Not one dime from this campaign will go directly to Kim Davis. Not one cent will go to her or her legal fees. Proceeds will be used to compensate skilled and loving LGBT stylists for time, materials and travel involved in a fabulous Kim Davis makeover. Should Kim Davis rashly refuse, all proceeds, including and above and beyond $500 (because let’s face it, if you can’t fix it with $500, it’s broke beyond repair) will go directly, completely, and posthaste to Kentucky Equality Federation, which offers assistance, support and resources to LGBTs (but is in no way responsible for the content of this campaign).