A'ight, so here's the thing-- Canoe Social Club decided that we wanted to participate in this mayhem. And clearly, all of us at Canoe are people who enjoy ridiculous costumes, rollerskating, and supporting arts education and community building. So we had to form two teams: Johnny's Angels, with their ill-fitting choir robes, have no sense of mischeviousness or fashion, and obviously their volumious layers of polyester choir garb are hiding something. All that they have going for them is their strange devotion to John Boylan.
The Paddlers—who also love John Boylan— are stylish, confident, and brazen enough to have no problem with booty shorts. Matching booty shorts, in fact. This will be coordinated. Trust, yo.
The Paddlers will take you back on a nostalgia ridden Canoe ride to all those glistening moments in your past.