Good afternoon fellow footballers.
I’m writing you today to ask for your support in helping one of our own. Recently a need has come to my attention that Todd Scruton, well simply put, just needs more money. As such, I have instituted the Todd Scruton Fantasy Football/Unemployment Charity Fund. Our modest fund raising goal of $20 will help support a Todd Scruton you know and love dearly and bestow upon him a partial entry fee of other members of the league, which he so desperately needs. A donation of a mere $20 could help feed a Todd Scruton with at least one platter at a Sunday Football gathering in his very own man cave. Please join me now in pledging your consolation prize to The Todd Scruton Fund. Without your donations, the next Todd Scruton that goes modestly paid in Fantasy Football league, could be your own.