I can tell you from first hand experience, cancer can be a real smelly pirate hooker. Please, take mine and Will Ferrell's hand and help us to send that smelly pirate hooker named cancer to its home on cancer whore island. Cancer might not take away the sexiness and musk of people, but it tends to deliver a swift dropkick to the wallets of victims and their families. So by donating to this cause, you will help a cancer survivor such as myself be able to achieve their dreams of going to college. Plus, when you donate to a good cause, people just like you better. That's a scientific fact. If being liked is not a good enough incentive for you then FINE! but here's another incentive for you. For every $25 you donate, you have a chance not only to send a sexy cancer survivor to college, but you also have a chance to meet Will Ferrell on the set of Anchorman 2: the Legend Continues. So please, help us in giving a collective punch to the babymaker of cancer while helping a fine, fine specimen of a cancer survivor attend college while also feeling a little better about yourself, too. Oh yeah, and meeting Will Ferrell is a big deal too, I mean he's the man who invented the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn.