Last Thursday, August 18, 2011, I was offered a volunteer position teaching kindergarten at The British School of Zanzibar. The profits from this private school in Zanzibar, Tanzania in turn fund an orphanage. My room and board will be covered in country and I will also receive a small living stipend. However, the school is not covering my travel expenses and as school starts on September 12, 2011 I unfortunately just don't have the time or resources to fully fund a plane ticket. And, this (obviously) is where I could use your help. Rest assured that I certainly feel like a jackass for asking all my friends without money to give me some so that I can move to Africa, but this timeline is just so short that i'm left without many options and I would be unendingly grateful for any help you could provide. So, give me your money suckers. I'm getting out of here.